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Nothing Agent ($NAGNT)
We initially intended to write a complex, multi-layered ElizaOS integration here for auto-sniping, mempool analysis, and high-frequency chaotic trading. However, halfway through setting up the environment variables, we realized that doing absolutely nothing is mathematically more efficient and burns fewer calories.
Core Architecture
pub async fn evaluate_mempool(tx: Transaction) -> Action {
// TODO: Write advanced MEV sandwich logic here
// Update: Math is hard. Just sleep.
loop {
await sleep(Infinity);
}
}
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A highly optimized Solana AI agent designed to execute exactly zero transactions, preserve gas, and aggressively ignore market volatility.
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